plebefic headers: M for potty mouths

[cimorene]

1. Rating: M for potty mouths [I know that I always associate words like "potty" exclusively with adults...]



2. A/N: It doesn’t look like G/D to start, but it is in the end. I like how they provided a glimpse into the heart of each character in this eppie, and I wanted to explore a bit. I’ll get to our Boys at the end, so please bear with me. (Or if you’re impatient, just skip straight to the end [link] *roll eyes*) [What a coincidence! I also rolled my eyes!]



3. Warnings: NC-17 with sexing and swears



4. Warning:Masturbation and too many italics



5. Summary: AU: Jared is a gingerbread cookie, Jensen is the chef who loves him to life, and somehow things just get weirder from there. [So, should she have warned for interspecies or not?]

Comments

[bluesbell]

[What a coincidence! I also rolled my eyes!

LOL.

I can't decide which is more annoying, "eppie" or "sexing".

[cimorene]

That's like the questions that would cause a primitive computer to go into an endless loop and short out with a puff of smoke on TOS.

[mirabella]

Whenever I see someone use the phrase "potty mouth" I always picture them as a stay-at-home mom whose brain has rotted from never speaking to anyone over the age of two. I can't imagine any self-respecting twelve-year-old saying that unironically.

[cimorene]

No, you hear "potty" from small children, but "potty mouth" seems to be exclusively parents and daycare teachers...