plebefic headers that literally suck ass, apparently.

[cimorene]

1. Summary: “Kris? Kris! Is he okay? Oh god! Someone please tell me he is okay!”



2. [Author's Notes] ... I just shitted a big mac! So yeah I'm kind of new to this whole.. posting thingy, so this is just gonna be a short, little one-shot story thing. I used to post on fanfiction but I got tired of it, so yeah I decided to try out something new. So don't flame me please, I'm trying. And I'm just gonna start off and say that this piece of writing below me literally sucks ass, so if you're reading this, bare with me...[WOW. Wow. That... is a very talented story.]



3. Pairing: Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff, Gerard Way/Tommy Joe Ratliff
   Summary: Adam thought he was doing Tommy Joe a favour when he ended their blossoming relationship at the end of the Glam Nation tour. Hurt and lonely, Tommy Joe needs a new job, and My Chemical Romance need a new touring guitarist... [It's like by staring into the vortex of horrible possibilities embodied in this summary I can actually see the future... and worse, the future can see me.]



4. Summary: Two ficlets of Dean and Cas. They work well read together, as they both focus on parts of Castiel's body. [Loving the practical serving suggestions here. Results-based summary, that's what I like to see.]



5. Warnings: Boysecks, Language

Comments

[telesilla]

2 Wow, way to get me to never ever read anything you ever write.

[brownbetty]

“shitted a big mac”?

Is that, like, actually a thing people say? Or is this an example of the author's virtuosity with the English language?

[cimorene]

NO IDEA. Not sure I want to know.