plebefic headers: RANTING: G

[cimorene]

1. Ranting: G.


2. Warnings: Explicit homosexual sex: Anal, Rimming, Oral, Guns, Violence, Cars, and liberal usage of terse language.


3. Pairing: implied Surprise/Loki


4. [Author's Note] Lack of capitals is intentional. [Good, cause I was worried it was just that your capslock and shift keys were both broken.]


5. a/n: you know you're not reading this part. if there's nothing bolded or underline, you couldn't care less! right! we all skip this part. you do it, i do it. we all don't care what the author's note is! just get to the story!!
   

#1 & #5 ♥ aeslis #2 ♥ phosfate

Comments

[stewardess]

Holy crap! I somehow missed your headers and summaries tag. I've spent the whole morning alternately gnashing my teeth and laughing aloud.

[foursweatervests]

Because homosexual sex isn't complete without "Anal, Rimming, Oral, Guns, Violence, Cars, and liberal usage of terse language."

[starfish]

I don't know why "Cars" is the thing that most baffles me in that list, but there you have it.

Cars.

[foursweatervests]

I think what did it for me was the "liberal usage of terse language". I think that's because I've never seen "Riding in Cars With Boys", but I've always assumed it was about lesbians. I'm probably wrong.