plebefic headers: easily irked

[cimorene]

1. Warning: Slash m/m this is basically just smut so if you do not like it then you should turn back now. Some spanking, and blood play. Riming.


2. [Notes:] Do NOT read this chapter if you are easily irked, have access to weapons or know where I live.


3. [End Notes:] If you reread this like Derek's wolf is a euphemism for Derek's penis, it is hilarious.


4. Summary: Jun doesn't understand why Aiba


5. Note : Ohno is 10 years old than Sho in this fic.

#s 4-5 ♥ aeslis

Comments

[laughingrat]

Is "riming" where you dip someone's anus in salt, like you would a margarita glass?

[chalcopyrite]

I thought it's where this really old guy with an albatross round his neck collars you and tells you way more than you needed to know about his sex life.

[laughingrat]

*sobs with laughter*

[ursamajor]

And here I just thought it involved sex in the snow! Or perhaps a more extreme form of ice cube kink?

[tenshinochouwa]

I have totally read #3, and it is true, that story (and in fact most Teen Wolf stories) are made particularly hilarious when you substitute penis in the place of wolf.

[brownbetty]

I was going to say, this is my new plan when I get annoyed by how teen wolf is diluting the presence of my favourite fandoms on multi-fandom venues.

[cimorene]

And it's also usually accurate...