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  • Last summer we watched Teen Wolf and then read a lot of it. In spite of the fact that it was so bad I needed alcohol to get through an episode, I was having fun until the creator/writer made such an ass of himself online that I got irritated anytime I saw his name. And then the same thing happened with the fanon, because for like a month every story I tried to read was irritating. It has now been added to Tumblr Savior. Hopefully the sensitivity will subside by the time a new series airs to at least allow me to watch the scenes with Dylan O'Brien in them.


  • As mentioned in the last post, my wife has gotten too far into the hockey rabbit hole. She isn't watching hockey, but she's reblogging random images of hockey players who aren't even part of the big OTPs and the other day I caught her reading a completely earnest long screed about how hockey fandom doesn't take Sidney Crosby's pain seriously enough. And nodding along thoughtfully.


  • I've been reading a lot of Hobbit fic, but, as my Pinboard account will show, not bookmarking very much of it. I've even been reading WIPs, because several of them are good. I suppose I feel at home in a high fantasy environment, and then there's all the nostalgia for Lord of the Rings (I spent years there and met my wife!).

    It might be my imagination, or the fact that I was litearlly a teenager at the beginning of LOTR[/iPS], but it does seem like so far there is not as much decent reading material in this fandom as there was in that one. That doesn't really stop me from reading it and mocking the historical inaccuracies, incorrect punctuation, lack of line breaks, lapses in canon (and speaking as someone who's only read The Hobbit once as an adult and who threw the Silmarillion across the room after a few pages, the fact that I can criticize your lore is a very bad sign indeed), and general failure to understand how the world works (eg [a]the idea that putting a lot of wildflowers in a pot of boiling water would produce a paste instead of a tea followed by a pot with burnt flower bits in the bottom of it, or [b] the notion that the Company would or even could gallop their ponies into Mirkwood and keep galloping all day.) (It's quite cute for the most part. It's like the fanfic equivalent of a baby animal tripping over its own feet.) (In fact it reminds me of the stories I wrote when I was 10 or 11. I didn't have much idea how the world worked either, but I think, if nothing else from the quantity of smut, that these authors are generally a bit older.)

    The overwhelming majority pairing is Thorin/Bilbo. I can't actually say it makes NO sense, although I was a bit flabbergasted when I first saw it, because they are after all the two main characters, and exactly the sort of middle-aged dudely characters that fandom loves (and white which fandom also loves). And of course, both characters have an internal character arc that sort of involves each other, even in the book, but rather more so in the movie, where they also have the advantage of the facts that
    1. Martin Freeman is, thanks to Sherlock, already a widely-acknowledged fandom sex object, and

    2. Richard Armitage apparently has an army of female fans already, plus has been styled in The Hobbit so he always looks like he's leaping off the cover of a long extremely purple romance novel about Her Viking Lover or something, one with a spine that automatically falls open to the horribly badly-written dirty bits.


    The next most popular pairing on AO3 and the kinkmeme seems to be Fili/Kili, which also makes sense because, well, the Hot Dwarves. I'm more surprised that there's very very little RPF than I am by the existence of the incest, there.

    After that is probably Bilbo/Bofur, which seems to be fed in equal parts on the scenes where they interact in canon, and the fact that everybody loves James Nesbitt, the twinkly Belfastian George Clooney.

    So far, I am reading everything, which is very unusual for me. I'm naturally such an OTP-based reader that in the past I have multiple times imprinted in favor of an OTP simply by reading one story featuring it when I had no familiarity with canon whatsoever, and then refused to read anything else. However, I think the reason for this might be that mostly I just want to read about the characters again, preferably as many of them as possible. I was trying to make a list of which dwarves I most wanted to see more of a few days ago, and eventually decided that "how much I adore this dwarf" is basically correlated 1:1 with "how much I know about this dwarf based on his screentime". Therefore, I conclude that my preferences are meaningless, unless someone is going to convincingly write an Irish or Scottish accent, in which case I will lap it up because I adore accents.

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Date: 20 Jan 2013 01:31 pm (UTC)
princessofgeeks: Shane and Ilya looking at each other in the living room of the cottage (Default)
From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
thank you for posting this; i haven't read any of the fic yet, which for me is quite unusual, but i blame real life.

are most of the stories set inside the timeframe of the movie we have so far? or are there stories that range before or after?

i read the silmarillion, but boy it wasn't a narrative, was it? it was more like reading the bible.

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Date: 21 Jan 2013 09:27 pm (UTC)
princessofgeeks: (Quest)
From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
fascinating; thank you. i hope to start catching up with fic someday. real life, grrr. i've only seen the movie once!!!

here via network

Date: 20 Jan 2013 01:58 pm (UTC)
marina: (Default)
From: [personal profile] marina
Hi! I'm actually super curious about 1 & 2:

1. WHAT POST ABOUT SIDNEY CROSBY'S PAIN. (I realize you probably don't care enough to know, but I'm super into hockey and I haven't seen that post!)

2. Wait, when did the creator of Teen Wolf make an ass of himself? I'm just wondering because you may be the second person I've met on the internet who thinks the creator is an asshole, so. I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE SURE.

Re: here via network

Date: 20 Jan 2013 05:47 pm (UTC)
brownbetty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brownbetty
Re 2. He was very "I GAVE YOU MEXICAN TYLER POSEY AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME RACIST!?" Because giving us Posey in a role that, lbh, could have been played by Ryan Gosling without making any changes to the writing is super progressive, amirite?

(Posey has said Scott's Latino? Which, great! But... I really don't think the writing supports that in any particular way.)

He really flounced, when all he needed to do was say "Yeah, I too am sad Boyd's gotten so little screentime, and I haven't had a chance to explore his story, and I hope you'll like what you see of him in future seasons."

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Date: 20 Jan 2013 05:43 pm (UTC)
brownbetty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brownbetty
I share your feelings of surprise on Thorin/Bilbo. Yes, in retrospect, obvious, but boy did I not see that coming. I guess it means that Jackson was more successful in selling Thorin's emotional growth, (or whatever "Why Bilbo, you're beautiful useful!" was) than I had thought.

But I also find hilarious the fact that their appear to be the two streams of Thorin fans: the "Thilbo" fans, who I can only imagine appreciate him sincerely? and the "Majestic!Thorin" fans who appreciate him ironically, although possibly also sincerely.

Have you come across any Thorin/Bilbo that seems to come from the "Majestic!Thorin" school?

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Date: 20 Jan 2013 05:55 pm (UTC)
brownbetty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brownbetty
Well, I am totally an outside observer of the fandom; I've never read a single fic, just browsed tags. I am prepared to be totally wrong in my model of the fandom, if, as you say, it doesn't really reflect your experience.

I just really have a lot of difficulty taking movie!Thorin seriously, even though I can see how there's a serious character there; the fact that they filmed this movie around him is so distracting to me!

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Date: 20 Jan 2013 05:59 pm (UTC)
brownbetty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brownbetty
I'd actually kind of prefer it if he didn't have emotional growth in every movie, and the next one was, like, "Fili learns that Kili is ready to spread his wings" or "That one Dwarf with a starfish head explores his dream of being an aesthetician," or whatever. I don't know if I want "Thorin has a Personal Growth!" three times.

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Date: 20 Jan 2013 06:05 pm (UTC)
brownbetty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brownbetty
I just wrote an alternate movie in my head where Nori appears in a different, awesome, Queen Amidala-esque coif and beard-coif every scene. It was AMAZING.

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Date: 21 Jan 2013 03:57 am (UTC)
stranger: "Things that were, things that are, things that yet may be." (Things that were)
From: [personal profile] stranger
I'm thinking back now to LotR fanfic, and the Strider/Frodo stories that at the time made me go Huh? in a very Huh? way. In retrospect, the movie structure (and book structure) makes them hugely parallel heroes, both attractive, and so they must be slashed. (Kinda like charismatic enemies must be slashed, regardless of whether the characters like each other, or even *meet* each other.)

Thorin and Bilbo similarly each have heroic journeys that support each other, so I'm not surprised now to see them amid the slash smorgasbord. They're a better character fit as well in more ways than one.

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Date: 21 Jan 2013 09:30 pm (UTC)
princessofgeeks: (Dom Hanged Man)
From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
i heart this entire thread.

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Date: 22 Jan 2013 01:45 am (UTC)
stranger: Shire-like landscape (Shire Reckoning)
From: [personal profile] stranger
Hello to you both. It's true that slash loves to be epic about the love; it's always Best Evar, and if for variety it's not perfect the first time, it becomes perfect in due course. Except, a good lot of the high-end slash is written about well-delineated characters, and humans tend to have human flaws.

Sometimes the fictional suspense of disbelief works, sometimes it has to be read as a bit of fantasy perfection, sometimes the characters are perfectly themselves and therefore imperfect...

I do have to say that finding the love of one's life during an epic adventure away from home, where one learns all kinds of other interesting things along the way, sees the world, and earns a treasure chest, would have to be pretty damn romantic in all senses. Extra epic points for appropriately romantic tragic ending.

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Date: 22 Jan 2013 06:13 am (UTC)
msilverstar: Thorin & co (hobbit: thorin & co)
From: [personal profile] msilverstar
I've been reading some Hobbit FPS, and RPS of which there isn't much. What are the WIPs you like?

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Date: 22 Jan 2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
lobelia321: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lobelia321
OT: Cim, yo, where is your fic??? Where is your lotrps and your lotfps wot i want to rec? I went to your site but all the links iz broken, argh.

Plz find me it...? *bats lashes*

Sorry, I seem to have fallen into a pseudo-lolspeak trap.

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