header spelunking: This is not okay

[cimorene]

1. [Tags] Unfinished, Need Opinions, Should I continue?, Mpreg, Angst
   Summary: Not using protection when he slept with Jonny was pretty stupid, Patrick can admit that. But, hell, he didn't plan on this shit to happen.
   Words: 430


2. Written in half an hour with no beta, as a warning. ["...But if this continues, I won't hesitate to post things written in even less time. If necessary, I'm willing to write with no punctuation."]


3. And now the results of this love? Twin boys, Hamish and Martin Watson-Holmes. They were created using the genes of both John and Sherlock, thus having a bit of each.


4. Stiles gets kidnapped by rogue hunters. This is not okay


5. Things rapidly escalate; saliva, semen, and hurtful words are exchanged.
   

Comments

[brownbetty]

"Saliva, semen, and hurtful words" is kind of clever, in a way.

But 3. is definitely my favourite, I think for the way the author feels it is necessary to explain how genes and heritability works. (Also "a bit of each". I guess exactly half is 'a bit'?)

[krait]

I like to think it was deliberately imbalanced - Hamish is 3/4 Watson and 1/4 Holmes, Martin is 3/4 Holmes and 1/4 Watson. (And maybe, if Mycroft was involved, they both have a pinch of his genes, too, because it was more efficient than producing his own kid?) and hence each one has "a bit of" one parent (and collectively "a bit of each" parent)! :D

[cimorene]

Add another tick to my tally of "random ideas from badfic headers I'd really like to see".

[krait]

Heehee!

Hey, I know if I could mix up my own kid in a test tube I would totally want to tinker with proportions to see if I can prove/disprove any of my otherwise untestable hypotheses! :D That's what they're for, right? (One of many reasons it's a good thing I don't actually have kids.) I can't imagine Sherlock NOT regarding twins as the setup for a whole bunch of really fascinating experiments!

[phosfate]

Would it be okay if they were, like, licensed and sanctioned hunters?

[krait]

Ha! I don't know much about Teen Wolf, so I thought they were "rogue hunters" in the same sense as one says "deer hunters" - they hunt rogues? Presumably rogue werewolves, whatever those might be? :D

I like your idea better, though. It'd make a great tie-in for the fanfic version of A Very Special Episode on the theme of wolf hunting and endangered species regulations. (I predict cameos by a PETIA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Imaginary Animals - activist, secret online 'rogue wolf' subculture forums run mostly by nonwerewolves who think they're being "cool", and Sarah Palin.)