what reading too much due south will do for (to?) you

[cimorene]

GhettoHobbit: Do american garbage cans talk?
cim thing: well, i couldn't say, per se, that they don't.
cim thing: that would be a generalization, and i don't think the evidence is sufficient to warrant...
cim thing: but in my experience, no, neither american nor japanese nor korean garbage cans are particularly gregarious.
cim thing: (did i sound like fraser there?)
GhettoHobbit: Yes!! Our garbage cans say "Thank you for shopping at the Oshawa Centre" and such
cim thing: THEY DO?
GhettoHobbit: *LOL* Yes!
cim thing: hahahahHAHAHA
GhettoHobbit: I think one thanks you for putting garbage in it
cim thing: so you're climbing in and it's like,
GhettoHobbit: And it opens for you
cim thing: 'thank you [kindly] for not littering!'
GhettoHobbit: YES!
cim thing: then it keeps saying it. someone else walks by to try and get in, and opens it, and it goes,
cim thing: 'thank you for shopping with us! remember to drive safely, and courtesy only takes an extra moment. litterers will be severely punished.'
GhettoHobbit: *LOL*
GhettoHobbit: Prosecuters will be violated
cim thing: ahahahahha
GhettoHobbit: Shit, I mean viloaters will be prosecuted
cim thing: 'certainly we wouldn't want anyone to be violated.'

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Its very creepy being thanked for throwing a wrapper away, takes a lot of getting used to.

Maybe its a Canadian thing....even our trashcans are polite....

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yes, and it's so cute.

we americans love to make fun of it. what would we do without you?

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

I suppose you'd tease the Mexicans.....

[kalilupine.livejournal.com]

I thought they already did that....