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That parody fic about the fans of a fictional hockey team saying "We won the Stanley Cup" (recommended, no real sports knowledge necessary) and the rest of this situation gave me a beautiful mental image of a Hugo award going on world tour the way the Stanley Cup does, spending a week with each team member the summer after they win.

WHAT IF: Every Fan on AO3 coming up with increasingly kinky uses for said statue and liveblogging 'their day' (or I guess it's a summer divided by a million users or whatever, so it's probably more like their 5 seconds) with photo[shop]s!

Of course, being a salad bowl, the Stanley Cup is suited for drinking champagne out of, eating cereal out of, carrying babies in, etc. The Hugo is a cigar-shaped rocket, which is... pretty dildoish, honestly, so aside from just photographing it in different places Amelie (or meme) -style, it's maybe harder to think beyond the obvious off-label usage... :

Paint stirrer? Drink stirrer?

Murder weapon?

Doorstop

Actual very tiny rocketship in a battle with tiny space aliens, provided some kind of ray gun was used to miniaturize the passengers first

Hood ornament

A character in a comic

A bollard for a rather small road/parking lot

A plumb bob

I know most of these aren't very kinky, but the kinkier ones seemed like low-hanging fruit, given the shape. I mean, we've all read the fic. At least, everyone sharing the award has.