most of my favorite pg wodehouse quotes are too long to fit on a page.

[cimorene]

I thought about making some kosher dill refrigerator pickles (they don't keep indefinitely that way, but you don't have to mess about with the boiling jars and airtight seals). Unfortunately, it didn't occur to us before we bought cucumbers that it's pickling season and the store was out of white vinegar and whole mustard seeds.