how does a dog have a vibe check

[cimorene]

I was going to make cookies today, but then I made French toast, so now it feels inappropriate. I'll just leave this pile of malapropisms and try to find somewhere to sit in a sunbeam.

• all broad chested, beautiful curls and kind, laughing eyes


• "Cardassians are known for their viscous possessiveness."


• here to wreck havoc


• violated every tenant Garak held


• a deft hand at interrogation, but subtly and disassembly were entirely lost on him

Comments

[princessofgeeks]

*dies laughing*

although "viscous possessiveness" is actually kinda brilliant

[cimorene]

It's hard to think of a context where people would be POSITIVE they didn't mean vicious though...

[bonibaru]

These made me LOL.

[krait]

"Cardassians are known for their viscous possessiveness."

Yeah, once they decide you're theirs, they're harder to get off you than maple syrup! :P

[laurenthemself]

Oh, on the one hand, Garak :D but on the other hand... ack.

[pensnest]

"violated every tenant Garak held"

I'm sure there's fic in that....

[anatsuno]

Is the last one meant to be "subtlety and dissembling"? wow, that took me a second.

[cimorene]

I know, right? I have no idea how to even categorize what type of error this is.