My Little Malapropisms

[cimorene]

1. put down his book and rubbed at the creek in his neck


2. entered the club, cautiously pickling his way past the couples and threesomes


3. clamored up on the stool


4. continued to trash around, shouting obscenities


5. the taste of ash and pile sitting heavy on his tongue

Comments

[princessofgeeks]

was 5 supposed to be bile??? I can't figure it out.

Also sometimes it's hard to tell a straight up typo from a malapropism but they are all unintentionally funny.

[cimorene]

Yeah, I think it was. 😂

[viggorlijah]

#2 makes me think of someone with a full on kombucha and pickles tray cheerfully navigating an orgy!

[cimorene]

I have an image like that but I'm not quite sure what qualifies as actively pickling 😂

[pensnest]

I'm kinda liking 'trash around', it might be like walking through deep piles of leaves but noisier.

I'm seeing the last guy flat on his face on the dirty pub carpet.

[cimorene]

That's better than tasting piles, which is what I was picturing...