so can i give bush the kid gloves? not sure he'd know how to handle them.

[cimorene]

in a duel between hussein and bush, who would win? and does hussein get to use a double, cause i don't think that's fair, i mean... bush doesn't have any doubles. what about if cheney duels for him? he was in the army. oh the angst! ::sniffle::

::falls on the floor laughing again::

and go read hollsk's latest post, about her art teacher. makes me nostalgic too. ::wipes away a tear::

j. crew and lands' end tried to SEDUCE me, but i beat them off with a stick--biotches.

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[deepsix.livejournal.com]

Apparently it was also suggested that Cheney would be Bush's second and Kofi Annan would be the referee. But what about Hussein? Would his crackpot VP second him? Or is suggesting the duel the extent of said VP's involvement? Only time will tell. Find out next time on When World Leaders Collide!

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

SECONDS!


ahahahahahahhahaah.

so like--fifty paces and turn?

or are we dueling with swords?

so the seconds, do they stand at the corners and say if it was fair, or is it their job to call the carriage after, and the doctor rushes over. and cheney is dabbing at bush's arm with his own ruined neckcloth, and bush is croaking, "dickey..."

"you'll be fine, just don't talk," cheney says.

it's raining! and dickey was too upset. he snaps at bush's valet (who's the valet--that rumsfeld guy perhaps--every now and then they do a kinky threesome or four), "well, what are you standing about for? where's the carriage, damn you!"

so bush has been WOUNDED but not KILLED, right, so hussein wins.

which means he gets to do... o.O what?

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maybe a sword for Bush and a rocket grenade launcher for Hussein. But then there'd be nothing left for Dickey to dab at, so maybe not. Because there NEEDS to be dabbing and calling for the carriage and such.

If Hussein won, maybe he would. hmm. I don't even KNOW. Get to take home his beautiful bride, ie. Kofi Annan?

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[cimness.livejournal.com]

NO, THE ITALIAN SOAP ACTRESS... or did he turn her down?

maybe he gets rumsfeld.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

Maybe he gets ALL THREE. ORGY FOR WORLD PEACE!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

x.x

YES!

::raises hand timidly:: and can the next orgy for world peace be with attractive people instead?