thechaosdiva wants to know why anyone would start thehandbasket.

[cimorene]

my theory? a whim.

you realize that bunnies have tried to make me slash william shatner and leonard nimoy? maybe it's the same kind of thing

bunny (which has taken over a corner of my brain and built a nest): yes but wibble! they're so sweet! shatner LOOKS UP TO--
frodo: ::stuffs a sock in its mouth::
bunny: mfmfmf! mfmmfff!

claire: ahaha

bunny: ::whispering in my ear:: if someone called you at 6 am to tell you about how people loved your movie even though they personally thought that your movie sucked, wouldn't you say that was romantic?
me: lalala, no 70-yo porn

claire: :D

bunny: just think of the ANGST--and shatner has had THREE wives, or is it two, but anyway why do you think he keeps getting divorced? do you know what nimoy said about being asked to be his best man?
me: YES SHUT UP
frodo: ::carries the bunny away::
bunny: HE WAS TOUCHED! IT MEANT A LOT TO HIM!!!! OR SOMETHING! LET ME GOOOOOOOO

cim thing: the bunny has teeth.
claire: the monty python bunny!
cim thing: IT IS!
cim thing: IT'S THE MONTY PYTHON BUNNY ONLY IT'S OBSESSED WITH OLD GROSS GUYS HAVING SEX!
claire: TOO TRUE

Comments

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

Shatner/Nimoy. *cracks up* That's right up there with the Tom Cruise fiction on the "write to get sued" list.

Shatner: So embarassed that Spock/Kirk is like, the gateway drug to slash. HA-ha. That's what he gets for those "acting" skills.

Re:

[cimness.livejournal.com]

don't diss my otp, dude. er, k/s, that is. and shatner may be rather obnoxious, but imo he's actually a pretty good actor, physical acting (ie when shot/hit with rock/zapped with pain rays) notwithstanding.

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

No no, not dissin' the K/S. It's what brought me into the slash fold, yo. I [heart] it when it's good. And I hate to admit it, really, but the Shatner-on-a-plane episode is one of my favs from The Twilight Zone. It's just. He's so anti-slash that I must mock!!

Re:

[cimness.livejournal.com]

he's in denial!

>.>

er. yeah.

well, who could blame him if he were.

[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

*falls off of chair laughing* That would make you Tim the Enchanter, would it not?

Re:

[cimness.livejournal.com]

er... maybe we haven't thought this through carefully enough?

Nonono...

[brandybuck.livejournal.com]

Cim the Enchanter ;)

You do realize, of course, that you now need an icon. *g*

Re: Nonono...

[cimness.livejournal.com]

who needs an enchanter when you're a princess?

*thinks*

[brandybuck.livejournal.com]

'Strue... but the pun is too perfect to at least not mention :)

Re: Nonono...

[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

Cim the Enchanter.

Can we, like, print t-shirts?