cimorene

wax_jism: Sean just kissed Elijah on the frickin mouth on E! News. everyone's embracing the Side of the PDA.
cim thing: maybe they decided to fight back against the fangirls.
BabyBlueWax: or maybe they were just giddy.
cim thing: 'if we're all excessively innuendo-laden and cuddly they won't be able to read into ALL of it without believing we're all fucking each other simultaneously in a large pink room filled with incense, pillows, and precious moments illustrations interpreted photographicopoetically by viggo!'
BabyBlueWax: well, we can believe that, too.
BabyBlueWax: no problem.
BabyBlueWax: bring it on.
cim thing: whhhoooooooooo baby!
BabyBlueWax: we've got

ukcalico to write the novelisation.
cim thing: muahahha.

...and so it was.