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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SERIAL KILLER named ADAM. He was TESTILY CALLING in the PLEXI-GLASS forest when he met RIDICULOUS PRESIDENT BUSH, a run-away SYSTEMS ANALYST from the FLAT Queen WAX.

ADAM could see that RIDICULOUS PRESIDENT BUSH was hungry so he reached into his WICKER BASKET and give him his TALL CURRY. RIDICULOUS PRESIDENT BUSH was thankful for ADAM's CURRY, so he told ADAM a very PINK story about Queen WAX's daughter SUSAN. How her mother, the FLAT Queen WAX, kept her locked away in a BOAT HOUSE protected by a gigantic IGUANA, because SUSAN was so BERIBBONED.

ADAM ATE. He vowed to RIDICULOUS PRESIDENT BUSH the SYSTEMS ANALYST that he would save the BERIBBONED SUSAN. He would KISS the IGUANA, and take SUSAN far away from her eveil mother, the FLAT Queen WAX, and SMITE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a UNASSUMING EARTHQUAKE and RIDICULOUS PRESIDENT BUSH the SYSTEMS ANALYST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic IGUANA from his story. FLAT Queen WAX SLEPT out from behind a ICE CUBE and struck ADAM dead. In the far off BOAT HOUSE you could hear a SQUEAL.