cimorene

So, I think the president of my country just said "have begin." Sigh.
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fuschia

oh, sure... we wouldn't want an invasion of iraq to interfere with the PRESIDENT'S FUCKING BEDTIME!
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sos_usa

"In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea 'Axis of Evil.'"

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Sometimes Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
- satire wire

If this war affects my reading of the Fifth book, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!
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suckeriove

I won the vote in the Commons. Jolly good. (Memo to Alastair: suggest that this proves one is a unifier as so many of the Opposition voted with one instead of against one.)
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