cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (magic)
Right now I'm thinking I could go my entire life with no greeting cards other than this LOL printed on some nice blank ones:



I'm also sort of sad that I haven't yet figured out how to make it into an icon.

I made a mini cardboard christmas tree out of two shoebox/book shipping box sized brown cardboard boxes squished flat (and a hot glue gun and a box cutter). Since I've just taken it down, I figured I would post the pictures I took of it. I got the idea from this blog, but mine's a good deal smaller.



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This display is probably found in drugstores throughout Fanon Land in the fall.
cimorene: closeup of a large book held in a woman's hands as she flips through it (reading)


[personal profile] bossymarmalade updates on BrainFail/SurveyFail: let's make litter of these literati. After an attack with gifs and macros (a really brief one, too, from what I saw), the Survey Dude has locked down his ludicrous trolling excuse for an "explanation". ETA And again with breaking news - this is so fascinating.
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (i'd hit it with a stick maybe)
This must be from Finland. I can't even count the amount of times Finns have made this mistake out loud to me:



The local system doesn't differentiate between V and W for purposes of alphabetization so it's easy to see how this potentially could happen, I suppose, although when it eventually comes down to simply remembering which is which - ie, for non-novices - it gets a lot harder to understand. I presume they know that one method is for Russian (and some other languages) and one is for English and simply can't match them up on the spur of the moment.
cimorene: medieval painting of a person dressed in red tunic and green hood playing a small recorder in front of a fruit tree (this is awkward)
[Poll #1304608]

Nothing edible is on this list, because I rarely consider edible things a luxury, even chocolate. If you go to the store for milk or garbage bags and buy that and chocolate, I don't really consider it an impulse buy, because it's not like you don't need chocolate, and you don't want to run out, and it's not like you can have too much, either. And I don't ever buy utterly cheap chocolate like Hershey's bars (not that they even have the equivalent here, I don't think) because I don't consider it edible. Where I do draw the line is between decent chocolate (Fazer, Lindt) and gourmet chocolates (Guylian, Ferrero Rocher, handmade truffles). Gourmet chocolate is a luxury and I actually buy it very rarely because good decent chocolate is already so good that I rarely actually crave the fantastic kind (not just Guylian but this little local shop in my hometown, Nolan's, that made handmade truffles in all kinds of liquer flavours, but ohhh, how I crave the Irish Creme ones. *_* @_@ And amaretto! And Grand Marnier!). That said, Ferrero Rochers are always an appropriate gift. My parents used to give them to me yearly in big boxes for Channukah, Valentine's Day, and Easter, but I've never been able to convince Wax that I'm a pretty princess who deserves pampering with special chocolates - she's more the kind to buy a box of filled chocolates (but not the gourmet ones) every other time she goes to the store. Which, in the long run, is probably more useful anyway.

I've been planning to get good coloured pencils and other art supplies - markers, drawing paper, crayons - for my niece for Christmas, and I noticed today that the store I was planning to buy them at doesn't have Prismacolor. They've got a whole shelf of Faber Castell products and another display taking up the whole wall where they sell them one colour at a time and then a smaller one of that other pencil brand that starts with a W and sounds British and another of Derwent, but no Prismacolor! I don't know if Prismacolor are the best pencils in the world, but I know that they're excellent and they're my brand. (It's like, okay, Chevy and Ford people - and several of my uncles and cousins feel VERY strongly about those things, but I don't care about cars.) I know that FCs are good - I think I have some, in the big bundle of spare pencils my mom sent me last summer - so it should be fine - but... I hate having my plans upset. And they don't have boxes of Crayola crayons. :O I can't give her pastels. That would just be cruel (to her parents).

cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (goldfish crackers)
  • Even if you're awesome, if you're a non-native speaker you need a beta. [livejournal.com profile] wax_jism is more fluent than probably 98% of native speakers of English - I probably wouldn't have shacked up with her otherwise! - but she still makes mistakes.


  • Which animal is cooler? No, there's no purpose to this.

    [Poll #1290613]



  • hermit crab

    Miami 1988: as a kid I preferred hermit crabs to alligators.


  • gotz hung up


  • A random bit of cooking advice for the day! If you like to use uncooked olive oil - for example, as a salad dressing, or when making sauces for use on pasta or anything that doesn't involve frying things in it - it is well worth the money to buy a more expensive bottle for dressings/sauces and a cheaper one for cooking. In fact, I don't use extra virgin for cooking because someone or other, probably [livejournal.com profile] isilya (who knows everything), told me you're not supposed to.

    But anyway, sometimes [livejournal.com profile] wax_jism will buy store brand olive oil and if I have only a bottle of that in the house when I'm preparing uncooked pesto dressing for pasta, I use a teaspoon of lemon juice, a tablespoon or two of pesto paste and a few tablespoons of water to thin it out with only a few drips (half-teaspoon maybe?) of the cheap olive oil, because if you end up with a bite of pasta coated mostly in cheap olive oil, it will taste bitter and... kind of disgusting.

    My mother says the best she can buy in the grocery store is Colavita, which is a step up from Bertolli according to her, and [livejournal.com profile] isilya recommends several yuppie brands that I've never even heard of, but Bertolli is the best you can get around here and it's easily good enough to make a difference. With Bertolli, the dressing has a few tablespoons of pesto paste, a few tablespoons of olive oil, a dribble of water and a teaspoon or two of lemon juice. It actually tastes good.


cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (godlike)
It shouldn't have to be said, but unless you are a lolcat:

SINGULAR SUBJECT, SINGULAR VERB. PLURAL SUBJECT, PLURAL VERB.

...And if you are a lolcat, you should not be translatin at all.
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (i'd hit it with a stick maybe)


In honour of the fact that Wax just told me putting expired food from the fridge into the trash too early is "a bad scene". Ahahahhahaa.
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (Default)


I also totally have a *cough*copy of a totally awesome Norwegian-English context dictionary that the Norwegian gave me which would work if I were using a shiny new Windows laptop right now. *scowl* How far back is this order? Is the laptop even a glimmer in the eye of some underpaid Taiwanese factory workers yet?
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (<.<)
It was Chinese bootleg DVD subtitles from Star Wars for "I'll never rule the universe with you". Link from [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda



Poor Wax has been up all night with an emergency toothache that painkillers can't kill after 24 hours awake due to coming off the night shift. She's getting ready for an emergency trip to the dentist now.
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (she's so refined)
A new Internet Meme (the kind that spreads through macros, not the kind you copy-paste and/or fill out for purposes of befouling your flist) full of macros!

I Am Aware of All Internet Traditions! Explanation found at link.
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (;))
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muahaha

2 Apr 2008 04:49 pm
cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (:|)
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cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (Default)
Wax belatedly noticed when we got home from the post office today that the sheet of stamps I made her pick up from next to the cash register... are Jesus stamps.

What, like for if you need some guidance between leaving your home and reaching the post drop box? "Jesus, please help me. Do I turn left or go straight?" ([livejournal.com profile] perhael: "Jesus, do I need one or two of you? For my package is large.")

ETA: the second-to-last [livejournal.com profile] unnecessaryquot is hilarious in light of this entry:



LOLCAT PERV JESUS.

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