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wax cleverly cut her own hand off with a knife covered in days-old salsa and bits of congealed semolina porridge to get out of doing the dishes.  they took me almost half an hour.  and she didn't even faint, and can still type.

why didn't i think of that first?

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fmith.livejournal.com
you don't mean off off, do you?

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
no, there's still juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough of it to allow her to type almost without impediment. just some throbbing.

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fmith.livejournal.com
her entire hand? generally, when I think of a hand being almost off, I think a lot of gushing blood.

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
well, it did almost sort of soak through a band-aid, but she hasn't had to get a new one yet.

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 05:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] vellum.livejournal.com
off? off off?

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Date: 31 Mar 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
no, only off enough to make it throb faintly when she types.

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