applesauce and chicken... ew.

so dreamed my mom was teaching an art class and what i had to do was help her. we were making applesauce into ceramics. we had these little hollow ceramic things which had been shattered and were putting applesauce in them and around the edges. then pressing them together; the applesauce worked like glue. then dropping them in boiling water, which would "bake" the applesauce and turn it into ceramic. but there was also a chicken in the pot, and the chicken absorbed the ceramic things. my mom couldn't find them, but i pointed out that they were visible through the chicken by virtue of being bright blue. so we had to cut them out, and then break them open, but the applesauce inside wasn't completely solidified and my mom cut her hand on the shards. :(

then dreamed that i coaxed a nurse into confessing that she had tried to kill the dr. who supervised her by hitting him on the head with a rock. he had been tied into his bed in a fake coma using little groups of four plastic strands (rather like a violin), but we had cleverly neglected to tie them and he'd snuck around to the window, so when she confessed (huddled pitifully in my arms) he burst through a hitherto-hidden door and grabbed her and arrested her.

why can't i have normal dreams?

did i mention that i'm not native to alabama, but was transplanted there at an early age?

Equal Partners in Faith Calls Alabama Justice Moore’s "Legal" Opinion Against Lesbian Mother Reprehensible

Alabama’s Chief Justice Uses Right-Wing Rhetoric and Far Right Religious Dogma to Justify Homophobia and Execution of Homosexuals


Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore issued an opinion in a
child-custody case recently calling for the state to use its power to prohibit
homosexuals from raising children through physical penalties, including
execution.

"The state carries the power of the sword, that is, the power to prohibit
conduct with physical penalties, such as confinement and even execution. It
must use that power to prevent the subversion of children toward this
lifestyle, to not encourage a criminal lifestyle," stated Moore in a long
decision based on religious rhetoric that cited passages from the biblical
books of Genesis and Leviticus.

( remainder )

which frodo are you?

i'm the book version of frodo. which are you?

( my results )

oh with the praise!

my star trek slash story unintended won first place in kirk/spock multi parts in the Golden Orgasms, the yearly star trek erotica awards done by the main/comprehensive mailing list. yay! i'm so squee-ish right now. i didn't expect a golden o!

( in other news: 22% bitch! )