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hmmm. thisstargate story's unfocused. i don't know whether i should rec it or not.

weird, but i was having trouble to tear my attention from sherlock holmes to finish the slash for once. heh.

tell me the words

fixing the links to killashandra and friends--in the star trek part of my recs page, killa herself and syn ferguson, specifically, but elynross is there too. someone e-mailed me the new link out of nowhere, which i call quite nice of them. i have the memory that there were some more hp stories for me to go through before i uploaded the most recent update to my recs page, only now i can't remember where. d'oh.

and i dreamt about being in a kind of antique store, i guess it was, inside some sort of giant complex connected to other places with those high-up enclosed air-conditioned walkways. they had a little bookshelf with two giant volumes of she-ra comics. if only!

last night's experiment in pizza-making was, by the way, not an unqualified success. 13 minutes at 475 (and our oven overheats, just a bit) didn't melt the feta, but instead sort of turned it solid and rubbery, like small, mostly-cubical super bouncy balls. you may say something like 'you mean you didn't know that feta rubberizes instead of melting?' in the first place, no. and in the second place, the recipe said to cook the damned thing '8 minutes or until the cheese melts.' and there was no other variety of cheese.

fry me in butter and call me a catfish (where did that come from? raffi? the elephant show?)

uhm...

now i'm getting porn spam mail in dutch?

holy fuck.

and also, the second-latest porn mail? 'FARM ACTION NASTY XXX.'

also holy fuck.

how do i get on these lists?!

porn and mobile phone news! (naturally.)

Private Media Group is hoping the big mobile operators will offer porn to encourage adoption of video phones. But it turns out that the entire internet porn industry earns less than mobile-phone companies rake in just selling ringtones. -futurismic.

so heating the pizza makes the crust limp.

is eating pizza with a fork just incredibly poncy?

the state of society

from here in sos_usa.

Of American adults, at least 18 years of age...

65% couldn't describe the basic facts about Watergate
56% think in war, the media should support the government over questioning it
48% say the news media acted responsibly during the Clinton Wars
45% characterized Watergate as "just politics"
43% attended religious services in the previous 7 days
40% believe the media was biased in favor of Bill Clinton
35% say the government should not fund stem cell research
34% think Rock and Roll has had an overall negative impact on America
33% believe a wife should "submit herself graciously" to a husband
30% say the Bible is the "actual word of God" to be taken literally ( Read more... )

U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-For the third time in as many weeks, U.S. officials denied U.N. weapons inspectors' request to reenter Iraq. "Thanks so much for the offer, but we can handle it from here," Lt. Gen. William Wallace told U.N. chief inspector Hans Blix. "We're getting very close to finding Saddam's massive WMD stockpile, and to have the U.N. get involved at this point would just complicate matters. Sorry." U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan has given President Bush a June 28 deadline to let inspectors into Iraq.

(from the onion.)

here's a list.

1. i am shivering.
2. i want wax back. wax, wake up.
3. i have a stitch in my side even though i haven't been doing anything.
4. a beta of 'only logical' (the first of two k/s stories!) is back. i'm probably going to upload it and post it to ASCEML tonight.