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ahahah. a lovely, er, graphical novelization using screencaps of the hilarious tos episode 'the enemy within,' where kirk gets split into his gentle and good half and his eeeevil baser half. like, two different people. by the transporter.

sent to me by the adored k'sal.

today on star trek:

'court martial'! ::eager wriggle:: i don't have this one on tape yet!

rec?*

after marcini's. m fae glasgow writing under a pseudonym.

in which sherlock holmes proposes, as a direct metaphorical substitute for a wedding band, that he go for a couple of hours with a hard-on after sucking watson's dick. to prove his love. (watson, needless to say, is moved to tears by such a strong protestation).

...

wtf?

*and the really sad thing is that this is one of the better story concepts i have seen in the genre, and one of the more emotionally affecting stories. i mean, i'm really considering putting it on my recs page.

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i now have lesbian-short fingernails again. and (unfortunately) of more immediate use, i have fingernails that won't tear to bits (or that i won't tear to bits).

saw part of a john wayne movie where he (more or less) adopts a protege (the comancheros, i think). if not for the fact that i so genuinely liked the protege's girl, the slashiness was quite convincing. have seen just enough western (two half movies, both while i was reading sherlock holmes) to be convinced the genre's treatment of hispanics and native americans would be so consistently infuriating as to make any further watching worthless.

for some reason, i've abstained from icecream tonight. all of a sudden i'm just flattened by all this stuff, loans and getting a job, even just the dishes i have to do and the phone messages i'm supposed to pass on--it's too much. i don't want to do anything. i never should have read the mail yesterday.