se desviste la lluvia

i love red lipstick but i dislike the way it looks on.

another very very vivid dream (tm paxil) last night involved my protecting the little sister in an alternate dimension where some ancient bracelets gave us supernatural powers. eventually, we ended up swimming with four whales. fun times.

oddly enough i just wrote a page anna half of Karl and Viggo's Manly-Yet-Gay Camping Adventure.

je suis content.

!!!!!!!!!!!11111 CHARTREUSE PEARS!

guinevere33! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN DL_ANON!

-belongs to feloniousfeline

kerfluffles!

the latest kerfluffle under dl_anon's belt has reached 308 comments. WHOA. what a lot of reading to wake up to!

and it produced this gem of a sad head-shaking comment to moi!

webcam <3

my picture phone is darlin' and i adore it, but i miss my webcam. i want a webcam again. wah. [/whine]

i apparently need to purge my system every couple of days. mostly about my parents. ranting to lisa about my upbringing, then four days later to k'sal about daddy's accident. i miss him, and going to atlanta doesn't fix it because he's not the same person anymore. he used to be so strong, and he isn't. and i want the old daddy back. it IS like he died in a way. (that's just a recap, i'm not feeling all teary about it anymore.)

mmmmmmhhh

ahhh. i have this lovely post-coital feel that comes from watching a brilliant argument that agrees with me utterly demolish a self-important twit.

HAHAHAHHAHA.

i had a dream last night that somehow ended up with me sleeping in elijah wood's bedroom. i got on his computer to discover that he has a livejournal, and that he is, in fact, piccalo. strange but true. and i'm not even on anything.

-dominatemeplz

a piggy-wig stood with a ring at the end of his nose

BWAHAHAH. anti-dubya liberal political snark is TEH BEST.

Paul Wolfowitz's Bombe: (A dessert not for the faint of heart.) Start with the classic bombe recipe. Mix in an imperial, interventionist philosophy and half bake with a handful of neo-conservative nostrums. Very rich, but has a tendency to fall apart when tested.

Dick Cheney's Roast Crow: Combine one crow and a sprinkling of missing weapons of mass destruction. (Not a dish to most people's liking; those forced to eat it will usually only do so when grilled.) Serve with a red wine made from vintage Democratic sour grapes.

and did i mention ?

now, children!

bad website layouts

omg, this website HURTS MY EYES so bad.

dear me,

when you start getting the urge to make a white, shocking yellow, and neon ice blue layout in black... shoot yourself. especially if you want to do it in twelve point times new roman with no indents.

love,
me

p.s: all-graphic backgrounds? not so good either. (hint to those who use them: the text and the background won't always line up and people like me will either copy and paste to a word file or run away, screaming, 'my eyes!!!1')