i dreamed

+from the povs of both she-ra AND he-man, that they could levitate people by extending their hands a la jedi, and that skeletor was pretty good at flying across light years
+the seventh layer of hell was located sort of across the galaxy and we were having trouble getting skeletor to stay there
+i was a member of the crew of kirk and spock's enterprise (a second dream)
+that my small auxiliary RL best friend had taken her wedding party back in time to take photos in the midst of a primitive culture, and i was the only member of the enterprise crew who recognized the danger (?... damn those wedding parties!)
+that spock, kirk and one other got off a shuttle in space suits and kirk ordered them to do these backflip things to avoid some phaser fire and they all three did and only spock landed on his feet again, and stood there looking from left to right in confusion
+that i used a sort of tranquilizer phaser gun which didn't act immediately to knock out sara's entire wedding party before the previously-tranquilized primitives could wake up and realize what was going on (and have their culture contaminated...?)

new friends page code is sounding really exciting right about now

so um, they're testing new code for the friends views and they need mondo help, over in lj_test. it sounds like a way worthy cause, if i weren't stuck on this computer that's slower than molasses. please, if you have time to kill... go.

a drop-the-soap scene?

ahahha. southpaw526 brings the fabulous in the form of an amusing interview with michael shanks. he appears to like the phrase 'not-so-heterosexual.' bwahah!

the problem with love is

the problem with taking a shower at home just now is that the heat isn't on and it's 40*F out.

also, empress is on my lap, and she seems to be having a very rare Cuddly Day. she's purring violently and her wee fluffy tail isn't even lashing (oh there it goes). but her head is on my left wrist, so i'm typing one-handed. aw. kitteh. my fingers are as cold as her ears. it's impossible not to love her to bits when she's purring so hard.

oh, AND

i'm not sure how i feel about britney spears's personality, but honestly, posing naked is the least of my concerns. if she wants to pose naked, more power to her. if aynatonal wants to pose naked, more power to HER. in fact, the more naked pictures i look at, the better, imo. go on, britney, be sexually empowered. i'm voting for playboy or hustler next... not that i'm unhappy with the sweater in esquire.

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dammit my e-mail STILL DOESN'T WORK. it has been weeks!

emergency telegram

OMG MY FAMILY WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP

THE NOISE EXCLAIM THE NOISE EXCLAIM

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i think this buffy icon has a wee bit (say, oh, 10x) too much text on it. and it's not witty either.

the puppy's been here all day and he's so cute.

there are so many posts in viggo_daily and depp_daily that i wasn't able to save! and now they're loading sloooooooow.

spam

mmmcookies.

aNOTHER nutter butter peanut butter sandwich from nabisco.

there's a papercut just out from the right corner of my mouth.

no, i only wish it were kinky.

i was trying to lick an envelope flap.

shut up.

star wars rec

dream into action by pumpkin is one of those fascinating stories that's based on a really intriguing idea, is reaching, reaching to be something truly amazing and outstanding, and doesn't quite make it. but you can see the reflection of that great story in the wavy glass of this rather modest and unassuming good one: a story about the heartbreaking differences between dreams and reality, a story that would be serious and bittersweet and magical, that would leave you not positive how much of it had been a dream after all.

(the concept is that obi-wan's favorite first-time-sex fantasy seems to be coming true. unfortunately the fantasy involves a life-threatening situation; happily it ends with rescue. obi-wan recognizes the setting, and determines that playing the fantasy out might lead to the happy ending. )

star wars rec

my knight, an unapologetically sentimental first-time romance pwp. very well-executed for what it is. i tend to find my eyes glazing a few pages after the emotional resolution in situations like this, and therefore skimming the last half or the last third--the sex, that is. help! i've developed a tolerance! the dose will simply have to be increased!