harry/snape anti-rec

aaauuugh stop the badfic. ::brainspork::

mr cheese nacho, stay away

i've finished off my supply of jeeves and wooster. got two more wodehouse books, but other protagonists feature. ::sniff::

but, but, i was just getting enamored. and. other things. settled? no, not quite... i don't even know what word i mean. dammit. hmf.

ewan mcgregor, down with love

[a lot of fangirling] ::clears throat:: mirabellawotr, have you seen down with love? it's a very playful and rather farcical romantic comedy set in the 60s, sort of a combination tribute and send-up for period films. but it has ewan, like. um. in this... towel. so yes. have you seen it? could you see your way clear to capping it?

::beggy eyes::

eta ( examples from rottentomatoes.com. )

Conversations With Uterus #1,600,062 (or: Look At These Groin Muscles and Tell Me You're a Lesbian)

about ewan mcgregor.

cimness: my uterus is like, 'hey, if you had babies with him, they would have the evolutionary advantage of good groin muscles.'
cimness: me: which are, what, good for having a lot of sex?
hollsk: And isnt that a good reason?
cimness: but my uterus is still very gung-ho

cimness: uterus: those muscles, right there? they spell CONTINUATION OF THE SPECIES.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA
cimness: me: in four letters, right? e-w-a-n
cimness: uterus: how did you know?

GhettoHobbit: Wee Ewans should rule the earth! With their nice teeth and spectacular groin muscles!
cimness: uterus: see? wee ewans, BIRTHED BY YOU.
cimness: me: but i don't like work and i don't want a baby. besides i'm a [practical] lesbian!
cimness: uterus: look at these groin muscles and tell me you're a lesbian.
GhettoHobbit: HAHAHAHAHA!
GhettoHobbit: Ewan McGregors Groin : Inspiring lesbians to have babies since 1994

what not to read #1,600,042

+anything with anything in the notes resembling Notes: This was written in like, five minutes. So please excuse suckage. :p

what not to read #1,600,042

+a story that starts with The torches slowly ignited as an unsteady hand holding a wand withdrew. Severus and Harry Potter-Snape (They settled on doing the last name alphabetically) stumbled into their quarters deep in the dungeons of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

snape/harry rec

a little clumsy in the execution, just at spots, but a shockingly powerful story. and not unbelievable. it fits into the new, compellingly dark post-ootp universe. chockfull of spoilers for ootp. last words by trismegistus.