what not to read

+stories with titles taken from christina aguilera songs. i like christina aguilera a lot, but... honestly.

and i think i know who WROTE them too. i recognize her annoying-illiterate style.

for god's sake, the fuh-q fest archive lists the scenario under each story which means you've got to read ALL of them over and over--in bold, no less! the least they could do was proofread them for grammar!

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i don't want to spam, no, really, it's just...

i don't like sections labelled prologue, okay? (only round midnight do such thoughts burn holes in my pockets till i let them go.)

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oh dear, no mail from k'sal in days.

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"But you have this way of looking at people that just makes them behave. Sort of like a cross between a hockey goon and a librarian."

"Why thank you, Ray," Fraser said drily.

but you know what annoys the shit out of me? 'no, [insert alternative sexual position]. i [want, need, have] to see you.'

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ugly wedding dress of the day is a beautiful, beautiful site. i just want to know where guinevere33 got the link.

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Opposition to Reverend Fred Phelps' Proposed Anti-Gay Matthew Shepard Monument in Casper, Wyoming. he wants to erect a monument that says

"MATTHEW SHEPARD, Entered Hell October 12, 1998, in Defiance of God's Warning: 'Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.' Leviticus 18:22."

the city council of shepard's home town might be forced to display it due to complications detailed in the article.

honestly, they were morons to accept a ten commandments memorial for public display, then, weren't they? you can justify anything on religious grounds if you're obnoxious enough.

regardless, it would not displease me if there were just tons and tons of signatures to this petition.

yike!

shit, did i just say i didn't like this remix?

hooray for dancing til you sweat.

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i finally read transfigurations by resonant. it will be very highly recommended; i enjoyed it a whole hell of a lot, for a non-preferred pairing (not a draco fan. i like h/snape). i'm definitely a fan of resonant's. it's sort of like a punk cover of pop or, as i said, a classically orchestrated cover of a folk tune. bolero, perhaps. or the symphonic version of ani's 'both hands.' at any rate, while gorgeous, less than perfectly satisfying, becasue it's flavored like an original novel. the characters taste like OCs too.

ewan mcgregor in a kilt

sweet fucking christ on a pogo stick as;dlkfjasdf. yeah. and the outfit and pose should by all rights be REALLY repulsive. mirabellawotr, my brain tried for a second to work it into a star wars story. i'm lost.