food!

hungry in the middle of the night.  is it EVER a good sign? 

no, didn't think so.  what shall i eat... salted pickles, cheese sandwich, huevos rancheros... i would kill for five cloves of garlic and a decent avocado.*

*actually, i'm lying.  i wouldn't.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGHLANDER BADFIC

DUNCAN JUST REFUSED TO HAVE SEX IF METHOS DIDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEN GAVE HIM A WEDDING RING

ALSO WHEN DISTRESSED HE SAYS "YEW" INSTEAD OF YEW  AND ALSO YEWR AND  OTHER ABOMINATIONS

I THINK I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD TO USE PUNCTUATION

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER

SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME BY SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LIKES WEDDING RINGS APPARENTLY

"Uh, I hate to be indelicate, but are you sure you can afford him?" HAHAH! :CRIES:

...OMG SO PERFECT! AHAH. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. THIS IS FUNNIER THAN ASTRID LINDGREN

opera vs mozilla #1,600,042

opera: responds to page-down the same regardless of how big the text is. if you blow it up three times, then hit page down, you miss a paragraph.

mozilla: doesn't make you miss anything. leaves a line or two of overlap regardless of text size.

opera: page magnification with + and - on the number pad.

mozilla: page magnification with ctrl plus the abovementioned.

yeah soooo i installed firefox on wax's computer so that i'd be able to check my email when she's asleep. and spent a long time updating. there are extensions for 1.0 that i don't have on my computer. but firesomething doesn't work with it. i don't know if i should upgrade. :/

hard-to-buy premises #1,600,042

highlander. that anybody more than four centuries old is shocked by the idea of gay sex or, indeed, has not had some of it.

(spammity!)