it's alliterative, people

so i was trying to name the fictional five-star restaurant outside of which john and rodney are going to fall into the storm drain, and i was thinking about the place i ate before my senior prom, and...

...i want to read a story where the characters eat at a place called the dorky coyote diner.¹

why is everybody looking at me like that?





1.  no, the restaurant we went to before prom wasn't called the dorky anything.  i believe it was the coyote café.  guinevere33 could probably confirm.