arashi daily

it was this episode that made me want a crack au where sho and nino are like the professionals.

except not really, because in the pros you slash them with each other, but this time we would obviously want that romance novel cliché where ohno is some important person under some kind of threat and sho and nino are acting as his bodyguards and. um. and.. sho has to go undercover as a marine? (two crack universes for the price of one!)

Why Men Eat Turnips and Women Can't Wink

"There's even a self-help book called If Men Could Talk. When I first saw it in a bookshop, I thought this has to be a joke. It's so patronising to men. I'd like to write a spoof one, and see how seriously people take it - Why Men Eat Turnips and Women Can't Wink."  ahahah! link from makesmewannadie.

nightmare!

i emailed the powerpoint slides i needed for a presentation today to myself and then after class this morning, i logged on in the computer lab to download the file and make sure the links worked. they worked and everything was fine and i fixed the font in a couple of places (because the school servers use powerpoint, but i made the slides with open office) and added a sound file and saved the whole thing...

...and then when i opened it a few hours later in class? three of my slides were missing all of the text from their text boxes! o.O i had no other way to get the text, either. so i had to just try to remember. of course there were vocabulary terms and other things that i forgot completely in there. ...what! why!

so to summarise... save file in open office + open file in powerpoint = okay! save file in powerpoint + open file in another identical copy of the same version of powerpoint = MISSING SIGNIFICANT CHUNKS OF TEXT. good to know, and fuck you very much, microsoft.

the presentation went okay anyway, but i am still filled with rage. öalöfaksfdökjafkjads.