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...is that even in Smallville fic where he makes no appearance he is frequently the funniest joke:
Batman's. a. yenta. XD Perhaps this should be defined in the Batman Humour Law, similar to Dave Barry's ( maxim about weasels. Go on, you want to know! )
"Do I want to know how?"
"Batman's a Yenta."
from The Fantasy by Marag, an enjoyable and somewhat silly schmoopy wish-fulfillment clichéfic in which Lex hires a Clark-alike hooker
Batman's. a. yenta. XD Perhaps this should be defined in the Batman Humour Law, similar to Dave Barry's ( maxim about weasels. Go on, you want to know! )
