i fail at ficlet, at porn, at kink, at no-pressure, at spur-of-the-moment and at anonymous

So, the theory was that a good way to flex my writing muscles after six months of not would be an anonymous comment ficlet. There was a Batman Anonymous Kink Meme, and I had some vague ideas, and I thought that a couple of no-pressure paragraphs would be ideal, right, with no expectations attached to them, and if they were pwp so much the better - none of the types of considerations I usually think about!

FAIL.

I fail at anonymous comment porn. :(

See, I posted a "1/?" comment, thinking I could finish in two, or three at the most. And then I got distracted. And then some translating emergencies came up. And then I wrote a bit more, and drifted further away from the prompt. By the time everything broke at once the other day and kept me from adding anything for another 24 hours, I was at 5/? or about three word processor pages. I've officially given up on bending the thing back around to fit the prompt. I'll hopefully finish it in the next few days anyway, and in the meantime hopefully give the comment-pwp-ficlet another try. What a thing to fail at!

Now I will nap.

Suck. (it's a bilingual pun. well, not a pun, but. thingy.)

♠ Wax's jaw-swelling has gone down. Now a big chunk of her face is chartreuse.

♠ I went to Ikea with shiroi_chi, back from summer in her hometown ♥! I have been there before but she had not! And we admired EVERYTHING but bought very, very little. (Picture frames, heart- and puzzle-piece icecube moulds; French press, scarf organiser.) Chi resisting the call of a life size plushie soccer ball was a close call, though.

( our translayshun agency dramaz, let us show u them )

♠ Also, I think one of our agency project managers is an android. His responses just aren't human. Even the Terminator can manage to answer direct addresses instead of ignoring them stolidly for an hour before saying something else that's both incomprehensible and unrelated. And also he just sucks.

♠ Can I plz haz dis shiny new laptop device status: still backordered. D:

♠ I can has headache.

♠ It's official: msn messenger is fucked! At least with Pidgin 2.4.3 on Kubuntu Hardy!

♠ When Wax's peeps exclaimed "Suck!" (the pronunciation is a bit different) in Swedish, I used to think they were just pronouncing 'suck' like that, but then I realised that it actually means "sigh".