Finland: space age telecomm and banking; stone age customer service

Dude, it's times like this that I really wish I were in America. You know what I would do? I'd have soup, sandwiches, salad, and deli potato chips delivered. The only stuff you can get around here is pizza made wrong and kebabs. ;_; Oh for the love of little green boxes, American pizza. In other news

♣ CAN I PLZ HAS DIS SHINY DEVICE STATUS: o hai i upgraded ur order. Wax switched from the backordered Fujitsu to an Asus. I don't really trust the brand but it can't be worse than right now.

♣ PRETENDING TO BE GROWNUPS: Wax can now pretend to be a grownup! I picked out a ruffled navy blue blouse and some attractive wide-legged brown dress trousers for her today. Then I bought a gorgeous beige cotton/angora baby cable cardigan for myself at Zara.

♣ MEDIA CONSUMPTION: I ordered the first of four Batman: The Animated Series boxes. Also St. Trinian's (schoolgirl uniforms *_*). And I picked up The Mask, The Devil Wears Prada (lesbian subtext *__*) and Freaky Friday yesterday. Also shiroi_chi says I can have her copy of Earth Girls Are Easy! I fucking love that movie, man.

♣ WRITINS: I wrote a thingy, just need to get it proofread.

batman fps: "anomaly", bruce/gordon, explicit

Anomaly by cimness
Bruce/Gordon, explicit sex, ≈2700 words
I started this for a prompt at The Batman Kink Meme, but it got too long to post there.

"Batman isn't here right now," he said coolly.

Batman/Gordon ficlets from the kink meme

Oh, right, and I cleaned up and uploaded the two Bruce/Gordon pwps that I wrote in the Kink Meme, as well. These are quite unique from me! I usually never write pwps, but I thought the prompts would help me.

Being Realistic, ≈1000 words, explicit, for the prompt "Jim lets himself fantasize about getting fucked by Batman"; and Reveal, ≈1800 words, explicit, for the prompt "first time, identity reveal" (this is the one that I linked to in the meme the other day).

this is kind of spam.

Ow. Tomato soup, I used to love you. Why you gotta hurt me like that? It's not like you are a pizza. :(

Here, look, have some deep thoughts about footwear.

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(Or: Why My Red Buffalo Plaid Bias-Cut Corduroy-Trim Slip-Ons Are So Very Awesome. These are the sorts of things I ponder in the shower.)