the crazy snoozes in a crazy little nest

Her tiny little ears are all pink. ♥

and your little dog too

How much don't I want to go into town for the third day in a row?

Okay, see, I only have one pair of blue jeans that fits right now. There's a pair that I can pull all the way off without unbuttoning and unzipping *and* are too short, and there's another pair that are too tight, but just one that fits. So the day before yesterday I stopped in H&M and picked up a new pair.

I accidentally bought the wrong size, though, so yesterday I went back there to exchange them. Relatively painless, probably because the item I wanted instead was identical except for one size.

But the salesgirl left on the security seal, you know, the plastic one that has ink in it or something if you pull it off? Back to town again with me. I also have to go pick up a mystery package at the post office. Could be a crack care package - stay tuned!

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JEANS: Successfully de-security deviced
PACKAGE: FAIL. I forgot the slip! I couldn't pick it up! I have to go back *again*!

Emilie Autumn covers "I Know It's Over" by The Smiths

batman slash recs: batman/jim gordon

I keep pimping this story to everyone and their mother, even if as far as I am aware they don't actually like slash, or Batman. And meanwhile I keep trying and sometimes succeeding to convert people to Batman/Gordon! So I thought I'd post a few recs here.

First of all, the current must-read, and I mean this for everyone, not just those already interested in the pairing:

The Clues in Front of Us by solaras is a post-TDK WIP. She's got six chapters up after, I suppose, two weeks or so. Her update rate is pretty good, is what I'm trying to say, so I consider this fairly safe as WIPs go (I generally avoid them when not DESPERATE FOR SOMETHING, ANYTHING TO READ). This story is Gordon's POV on his blossoming friendship with Batman and, at the same time, his friendship with Bruce Wayne, who seems to be seeking him out for political reasons. The summary seems to indicate that he's eventually going to start putting the pieces together. Now, the narrative voice is delicious perfection, ringing astoundingly true. The pace is exquisitely slow, the UST developing at an appropriately controlled speed. The atmosphere is nice. The dialogue is, at times, hilarious and fantastic. The parallels between the two story lines are very satisfying and neat, too.

Other recs:

First Priorities, by jen_in_japan, is Batman and Gordon gen and extremely short.

Getting Close, by jen_in_japan, an established-relationship piece saturated with angst and mood. Also very short and well-executed, although the flashback to the beginning of their relationship is a little bulky around the edges.

All Kinds of All Right by sua_lay is preslash focusing on Batman and Jim's son. There's awww, and some angst, but the implied things about Batman and Gordon's relationship are what stand out.

Dropping Masks by planetgal471 is a little longer than the others, and particularly the dialogue and the pivotal scene in the middle are remarkably good. The beginning and the end are both a little abrupt and seem slightly out of place, where an episode with Gordon's kids and some references to his divorce seem out of place in relation to what is otherwise a pretty specific (and cool) plot device. But that device is really cool.