Sneakers and spelling mistakes - I wish they'd sever me.

I'm back! It's a gloomy, rainy day with an overcast sky of solid, glowing misty pearl-grey and heavy waterdroplets collected on everything. The sort of damp, clingy humidity that makes you feel you need to wash your hair is everywhere, even inside the house. Time for some clean, bright sprinters:


Asics HyperRocketGirl 4 in white/ sapphire/ daffodil

Savour the Flavour of Plebefic Headers.

1. Killing Me Softly With His Song - Drabble
   Author: Myself.
   POV: 1st (Patrick)
   AN: The title is a song by The Fugees and that’s where I found the inspiration from to make me write this. It’s kind of a long drabble but I think you’ll enjoy it.
   [link text] Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words...



2. Summary: "But you have never been in love until you've seen sunlight thrown over smashed human bones."



3. Summary: "I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?"



4. Warnings: Vampirism (like that's a bad thing : ) )



5. Author Notes: This is a prewritten story off of my Quizilla account. I'm almost embarrased about how awful this writing is (I started it a year ago) but I figure I could probably post it on other sites and see how it goes. :3

i need a "random crack that might have to do with batman or something equally bizarre" tag

We were behind Batman for a while yesterday! Surprisingly, he is Finnish.



Unsurprisingly, he's an asshole tailgater.