plebefic headers: Mentions of (real life) natural disaster, therefore some mentioning of deaths etc

1. Warning: Mentions of (real life) natural disaster, therefore some mentioning of deaths etc
   Word Count: 1000
   Beta: NONE - sorry for any/all mistakes!!
   Summary/Author's Notes: It was the worst disaster they had seen in over thirty years.
   This was written for the Queensland flooding that's occuring, inspired by a picture in the newspaper from yesterday (posted at end of fic). All facts are true (as of yesterday) and please, take a moment to check out the links and donate at the end. xx



2. Warnings: Heteronormative seme/uke dynamic [I've been wanting people to warn for this for years!]



3. Summary: Love heals all ills. Well, actually, people used to think that was laughter. People used to think that laughter was the best medicine, but you can't synthesize it. You can't harvest it despite what Monsters Inc says. It was only a matter of time before someone thought of a way to harvest and sell love as a medicine.



4. Warnings: You know it's just the usual... Angst and drama. It's just the way I roll



5. Summary: Adam is a rich man, He enjoys spending his hard earned money on cute men he finds at bars. He loves to give them anything they want. Anything...But only for one night. Then the next night, He's over you and moves on to the next boy he wants to spoil rotten. But not when he comes across a very interesting slightly shorter man.

no google-bomb required

OMG, guys, do you remember the Special True Love Reserve Spunk Reservoirs? Those MFU stories where True Love means never having to say "I can't get it up again yet"?

That particular gem was in one of thirty-eight MFU stories written by the same lady, all of which are independent first-times featuring the same OMCs, same elaborate invented childrape background, and the same non-canon ponytail (and glasses) for Illya. Right, so, I don't blame you if you'd forgotten; I'd forgotten too. But then I got this comment this morning:

I have to thank you for the fact that this entry is the top Google result for Illya ponytail. It's practically a public service. :D I was going through that archive and found that startling number of fics in which Illya has a ponytail, and I was extremely bewildered. (and not observant enough to notice that they were all by the same person...*facepalms*) I googled trying to find out if there was somehow a canon basis for this that I was unaware of, and was glad to have matters clarified by this post. XD

MY DAY, IT IS MADE.

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