bad kinkmeme prompts for today! warning: gross reference to noncon, typical anti-wife misogyny

I've had a conversation in the comments before when I put a warning in the subject line and someone said she wasn't entirely sure I was serious, so let me underline: I'm really serious about the warning! If I say it's gross, it skeeved me out in a lasting fashion. Obviously it didn't, like, make me vomit or anything, because then I wouldn't post it. I'm not that dedicated to sharing the pain. But yeah, your brain might require bleach. And if you're triggered by non-con, I wouldn't read it even though it's not graphic.

1. Jesse is on Zoloft, an antidepressant that has some side-effects. decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm :) [It's the emoticon that makes it, isn't it?]



2. ( The gross reference to non-con )



3. So it turns out that one of the 'spell' books on set isn't just a prop. Jensen reading it out loud while bored during a break in shooting activates a spell that literally ties him and Misha together.



4. Est. Mystrade but Lestrade has a one night stand with Sherlock. Sherlock and Greg wake up to find that Mycroft has kidnapped them! Run with it. Crack, porn, dark!Mycroft.



5. Jensen/Misha- (AU where Misha isn't married) Misha gets Jensen drunk and the Texan admits that he married Danneel because he knew he'd never have a shot with Misha. This both angers Misha and makes him happy, because he's been attracted to Jensen for quite some time, but now they have the problem of Danneel to deal with.

plebefic headers: fleshlight and mashed potatoes

1. this was originally supposed to be a five things and then it just turned into a thousand words of smut D: i hate writing porn. ugh, if the porn is crap in this i am not responsible. [It's so sad when you're utterly unable to prevent yourself from writing thousand-word stories that you hate and then people tie you up and gag you and post them for you.]



2. [Excerpt:] Adam leaned in close, Breathing in the air surrounding kris. Thinking he had the most sweet smelling aroma than any other human being on this land.
   
   "Baby...Forgive me." He searched for forgiveness in those big brown eyes. "Please."
   
   "I can't." Kris sighed and pulled adam down close to him, Then kissed his neck eagerly. "If I do, You will just hurt me again." Kris forced back his tears and tried to lose himself in kissing the man on top of him.



3. Summary: When Arthur's father, the Duke of Sussex, tells him he must marry, his best friend Merlin is devestated. Arthur isn't too happy about it either. But his plans to marry his friend Morgana are put in jepordy by the return of an old enemy. - Regency AU



4. Summary: Tommy is given a mirror. It's more then he bargained for. ["YOU had a box?"]



5. Warnings: roller rinks, public transportation, jello, a fleshlight and mashed potatoes. [I probably quote this line more than is healthy, but "Can I get you a donkey? Some chickens and aluminum foil?"]

shoes of the day

1-2. Lauren Ralph Lauren "Corita" in red and navy kidskin 3. Me Too "Lilium" in royal blue satin
4-5. Blowfish "Smooth" in dove grey and chambray street denim 6. Me Too "Lilyana" in red suede

never heard of self-harm at the red cross -_-

Oh, I forgot to mention that the other week I was in a room full of people who had never heard of cutting!

It was the Red Cross first aid thing, and we were learning about bandaging wounds, burns, and breaks, and the instructor mentioned that cutting along the vein is more effective for bleeding out than cutting perpendicular to it. Which, duh. But apparently I was the only one there who knew it, and immediately this tiresome lady behind me pipes up, "Well, thank goodness all these people who try to commit suicide don't know that! Because they always cut sideways!" The instructor agreed that that was more common and she went on, "Because a few times I've seen people with scars and scabs just covering - all up and down their arms! I guess they just keep trying!" The instructor said that she had encountered those too, and it was very sad, but that in such cases they didn't really want to die, it was more a cry for help.

I said that actually, sometimes people just cut (or harm) themselves because they want to, with no intention of committing suicide at all. Blank looks. "They don't always intend to show them to other people," I said, fumbling for expressive phrases in Swedish.

Nothing doing. Blank looks all around. "Um," said the instructor, "it can be a cry for help, but then you have to tell people about it in order to get help so yeah, they definitely want people to find out."

"Yeah, I think it's more likely that they just don't know the more effective way!" chirped the annoying woman behind me.

"Yeah, probably," agreed the instructor.

And I was just sitting there with my face like o_@ did that just happen.

These things never happen to me in English, because in English I'm never left speechless, and am generally eloquent and multisyllabic regardless of whether the people I'm talking to buy it. You wouldn't get the impression that I was just confused and didn't know what I was talking about in English. Although, honestly, I didn't use any hesitating words or say "maybe" or "probably" or anything. It's not like I'm dubious about the existence of self-harm or anything. Ngöalksdjö condescending jackasses.