More badfic headers

[cimorene]

• Tony needs something. Will he find it in Gibbs' basement?
  

  [ perhael: "i have an urgent need for paint stripper"
  cimness: "Sorry, I seem to have used the last can."
  "You really don't have any paint stripper?"
  "Nope."
  "NONE?"
  "That's what I said. You got a hearing problem, DiNozzo?"
  "DAMMIT."]




• Author notes: I don't know how it came to my mind, I just thought it must be hard to be deaf over night.



• Summary: The Tony'past cath him and the NCIS equipe will see behind the mask



• Author's notes Damned middle-of-the-night stories. Here’s the latest –- dunno what it means, really.



• Mention of rape; incest... no graphics others than expression in past tense by victim... and feelings.

Comments

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Summary: The Tony'past cath him and the NCIS equipe will see behind the mask

LOL. what? what? XD

Mention of rape; incest... no graphics others than expression in past tense by victim... and feelings.

NO GRAPHICS. ALL WORDS. except. except the past tense. that's graphical. and by the victim and feelings.

[brownbetty]

The first one must be from an ESL speaker. ''Equipe'' is french for team. Although the giving articles to proper names seems more Spanish…?

And I don't know what to make of cathing Tony. O.o

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

it was really more the beginning, "tony'past cath him" that tripped me up and made the rest of it even more hilarious. (i'm guessing: tony's past catches him?)

[brownbetty]

I'm pretty sure it's meant to be catch! But uh, with doctors and nurses, cath is short for catheterize.

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL.

I'm saddened by the lack of graphics. Because that's what a rape incest fic with feelings truly needs.

[vass]

Well, I'm glad there are no graphics. Stupid Photoshop.

[very-improbable.livejournal.com]

I'd be lying if I said I'd never been a little tempted to include in my headers a warning for FEELINGS.