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[cimorene]

1. RPF AU. Dylan O'Brien is coaching Little League and Tyler Hoechlin is playing college or minor league baseball and they meetcute when he stumbles into helping out as like a recurring assistant coach. I will probably not end up writing this because my baseball knowledge is practically negative so I'd need a cowriter who knows baseball. Unless someone wants to volunteer.



2. FPF AU. tarted_up found out that Hoechlin majored in Sociology on his baseball scholarship and then we sort of outlined an AU in a fit of giddiness where Derek is the grumpy new Sociology professor doing research on pack behavior in teenagers or something and Stiles is his TA and Derek has moved his whole pack there because he got this job and they're like 'ughhh you're just using us for your research subjects!' and then I was thinking borrowing some elements from the Sentinel, like, idk, maybe Derek has published something about werewolves and Stiles seeks him out for info after Scott gets bitten (like the first meeting scene in the Sentinel <3 but in reverse and uh, with Scott). And then... well... we didn't really talk about a plot, to the best of my memory. Maybe Allison's grandpa is with some secret part of the government that wants to capture and dissect werewolves and they have to retract their research or something. If a plot is really necessary. This is probably the only one I'm likely to try to tackle since it's the only one I already know enough about (sort of) to do.



3. FPF AU because of that thing where Derek does a kickboxing move and knees the Kanima in the head. Stiles can be playing Spiderman or some other superhero in a new superhero movie and Derek can be the head of the stunt team and in charge of training him in muay thai techniques (I just say that because Scarjo said that's what she studied. I can't actually tell one martial art from another) and Stiles has to practice strangling Derek with his thighs a lot. I'm guessing in the end they would use as many stunt doubles as possible though, since Stiles is so amazingly clumsy.



4. FPF AU where Derek is some kind of grumpy mechanic neighbor who fixes Stiles's car for free but then he turns out to have the soul of a poet or something and be an artist-painter-sculptor. Because Wax and I watched this Beauty and the Beat youtube video that ThePandoraBoxx linked to last night, and it reminded me of the recent Sense & Sensibility update From Prada to Nada, where that is the secret of the Col. Brandon character. And Wax said "Derek could be that!" right away, of course. Or a Regency one would be fun too actually. Mr Rochester (right?) meets Col Brandon, awww.

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[kickthebeat]

aha, I'M SORRY, I meant to message you back but I am the worst, life has been the worst, etc. I WANT TO READ ALL THESE ITEMS A HUNDRED TIMES, but I would certainly settle for helping you as much as I am able through that first idea, because it is the best idea in the entire world. you just wouldn't want me as a co-writer, really, because I can't write.

[cimorene]

Hmm can you do that thing where like I write the first two lines and then you fill in the conversational bits about baseball and then I just change the lines around? Because, like, I can't QUITE write as much as a baseball Mad Lib, I think, because I'm not sure exactly the... drift/direction/progression of a baseball conversation either. I could maybe START one ('I saw Andy actually put AMOUNT OF MONEY down on the Team Names.' 'Wow, like reverse psychology with money then?' 'That's what I said, right, but he thinks they have a chance!'... then I run out because I have no idea what makes a team not have a chance exactly or why Andy would think they did...)

... if you see what I mean. You could be like a Baseball Conversation Puppet-Master thing?

[kickthebeat]

that, I can probably manage. :D I'm just not going to have any time till at least Sunday, because my work schedule over the next few days is absolutely insane? but I will try my best because these dudes, and baseball! this is in my wheelhouse in the most absurd way, how could I not be on-board a thousand percent? :D


my email is kickthebeat at gmail, should you need it.

[cimorene]

Oh yeah, that's okay! No real time limit. And I'm 7 hours ahead of you - I'm used to having trouble catching North Americans online. Also I'm flying to California for a wedding this (long) weekend so idk if I'll really be online (much) until next week anyway. Gmail might be a good strategic move if I can figure out how to form more coherent (and intelligent) questions sometime soon.

[cimorene]

But you have no idea how glad I am to hear that because I don't actually know anybody else who likes both baseball and Teen Wolf RPF! Sad but true. And I kind of want the RPF more than the FPF at this point. Probably because there's hardly any of it.