me: i had to buy it to research for
my nemo/gill slash story.
lillian: oh! i want to read it. can i read it?
me: it's up to mommy if you can read stories with sex. you're only twelve.
mom: yes. you can.
lillian: YAY!
mom: did you hear her, though? it has sex. do you want to read it?
lillian: i'm taking a sex education course!
me: it's illegal for you to read online though.
mom: lillian, why aren't you doing your chores?
lillian: if someone will print out the finding nemo story with sex in it, i'll do the kitty litter and then i can read it before bed.